Seattle Sticker Patrol: Good Boy

Spotted on Broadway. JK

OK………………..who asked you?

How do you feel about raccoons? JK

We should treat all creatures with kindness, but raccoons freak me out. I feel like those critters would actually fuck me up.

Love this gopher (meerkat?). JK

Thank you starheadboy and I can assure we, whatever the problem is, WE ARE.

Spotted somewhere on the Hill. JK

I liked this sticker, but I realized the gross hair and other wet dust on this beauty while uploading it. Just ignore.

Is that Instagram? JK

It’s easy! Just do it with your heart. Also, I typed in “how to love” into Google, and the algorithm led me to Trump-supporting Wayne:

Put! It! Down! JK

Would anyone care to explain what this means?

Such a cutie. JK

I didn’t know who this guy was at first, but now I desperately want him on my island.

I know it’s cold, but nothing hits like boba. JK

Have you tried out Don’t Yell At Me yet?

An oldie but I’m pretty sure it’s still there. JK

Timeless advice. Thanks Rudy.

Ok, this isn’t the best picture but you know I had to do it. JK

The person who is posting Minion stickers around Seattle absolutely must stop.*

*Continue their service to the community.

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.