Seattle Sticker Patrol: I Do Not Want to Be in This Zoom Call

Very me. JK

Thanks Cat Frazier! Are there services that allow you to pay for someone to stand in for you during a Zoom call?

I’ve been thinking a lot about this piece of video art that Rich Smith captured early on in the pandemic—this would definitely keep my attention:

Media briefing with Washington State Department of Health officer going great pic.twitter.com/HmCc2AKmOY
— Rich Smith (@richsssmith) March 31, 2020

We stan Sailor Moon on this blog. JK

I need to know who made this sparkly piece of art!

Doesn’t this look like it’s glowing? JK

Stop trying to flip a buck on something that’s beyond our conception of money.

Useful! JK

If this is meant as an insult, it’s not. If it’s meant as a compliment, well, right on.

I squealed! JK

Ok, is this a puppy, llama, unicorn, or a piñata??? Email me.

UPDATE: It’s a lamb, right? This is the second time I’ve confused a lamb with a dog in this sticker column.

UPDATE: No, it’s an alpaca? Which is basically a llama?

That could not be me. JK

I’m sure some Republican blowhards disagree. I should also note that this is a reference to a David Allan Coe song that drops the n-word and part of a whole era of Coe’s music that’s racist as fuck. Is that country?

Good to know! JK

I take issue with the latter part of the definition, but boop is fun to say. I’m quite sure this is from Boop Seattle, a dog walking service.

Hmmmm JK

Smoke THE FOREST? Not THE BUBBLES?

Nice. JK

This looks like a painting! Who did it?

Does he though. JK

I keep seeing this sticker around Capitol Hill. Spotted this one on a dog poop trash can 🙂

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.