Seattle Sticker Patrol: Why Are You White?

The wokists strike again. JK

Have we (Caucasians, I’m not talking to you) ever thought about asking white people why they’re white? Could clear up a few things.

Last time I did poppers I projectile vomited the next day. Coincidence? I think not. Thanks, Jordan Christianson! JK

Spotted at Pony 🙂

The Seattle flag in any form gives me war flashbacks. JK

Ridl explains a bit more about his proposal here. And if you need a refresher on the chaos of The Stranger‘s Seattle flag contest, read this.

Spotted near I-5. JK

I liked the way these words sounded together. Grateful to these Grateful Dead fans who made it.

It certainly feels like it. JK

Spotted near the Capitol Hill light rail station.

Nice. JK

A quote from the anime ONE PIECE. Thanks, Zoro.

This hit. JK

I like this, but, again—who is printing out memes and slapping them up around Seattle? I must know!

The sigh I just let out. JK

I’m sure this is true, but this thought is too big for my brain to encounter while scouting for street stickers.

I love this. JK

Love this natural scene.

Hey… JK

Ummmmm, how did y’all get this photo of me? Thanks, Phyxius!

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.