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As 2018 draws to a close, let’s look back on the year’s big stories, assess where the cannabis industry stands, and what we might expect from weed in the New Year.

Racist Elf Fired: A Nation Rejoices

In January, Attorney General Jeff Sessions rescinded the Cole Memorandum, which had offered states a semblance of protection from federal intervention regarding cannabis programs. Failing to recognize one of the country’s only growth industries, Sessions continued to act like a pathetic little clown at every turn. Trump fired his cracker ass in November. He’s currently awaiting a fast-track E-ZPass for eternal damnation.

Southern Mayonnaise Turtle Mitch McConnell Helps Hemp

Cocaine Mitch was successful in getting his hemp decriminalization measure attached to the Farm Bill, a major step for CBD and other hemp-derived products. It seems likely that the bill will pass this month, which has the potential to create tens of thousands of jobs, with CBD gaining popularity across the country.