If you want to get in a stoner’s pants, get them a pot cigar. Credit: LEIRA CANNAGARS

If you want to get in a stoner’s pants, get them a pot cigar.

If you want to get in a stoner’s pants, get them a pot cigar. LEIRA CANNAGARS

From fancy bongs to fancy pot cigars, these gifts will ensure that your favorite stoner has a Merry Juana!

An Advent Calendar Filled with Pot
Who doesn’t love a gift-giving warm-up for a holiday dedicated to giving gifts? Most advent calendars are stuffed with gifts that aren’t even worthy of being stuffed into a stocking, but Dockside Cannabis in Sodo has fixed that problem with their Cannabis ADVENTure Calendars.

The calendars come as a string of 12 fabric bags that look like they could be hung across Martha Stewart’s holiday fireplace. Each one is filled with a different kind of product—from regular old flower to yummy edibles to peppermint breath strips. Dockside is selling four different versions, priced from $79 to $329. Finally, an advent calendar worth getting excited about.

Lester Black is a former staff writer for The Stranger, where he wrote about Seattle news, cannabis, and beer. He is sometimes sober.