If you live in an air-conditioned domicile… MOVE ON, RICHIE RICH! WE HATE YOUR GUTS! Now that the Mitt Romneys have left, let’s get to the business of cooling off your insufferably hot house. Here are just a few tips to get you through the weekend:
1) Keep the shades down in your house all damn day! Then when the cooling hours of night (below 75 degrees) approach, get a box fan and put it facing outwards (yes, blowing out) in an upstairs window. Then open up windows downstairs and in your bedroom—if you have a second fan, put that in the window pointing inward (preferably on the side of the house that’s getting the breeze). The hot air will get pulled up and out as the fresh, cool night air comes in. In the morning, keep the windows open until it hits 70, then pull the shades and start all over again.