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…”one of a kind hand sculpted” replicas of their own vulvas on chains around their necks? Do girls? (Thanks to Slog tipper NaFun.)

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  1. Of course, as part of dinner conversation during the date, one can point to your jewelry and say ..

    there, THERE is the clitoris. Any questions?

    And then follow up by showing the proper motions and placement to do that job. Preference for direct clit, or hood on clit stimulation, etc. etc.

  2. really interesting concept… but not something I’d wear around my neck. More like.. something that would make cool photographs or interesting art pieces in a gallery.. but this? blech!

  4. My kingdom to see the comments from the parallel universe where this post was about personalized penis jewelry. How much would the comments have differed? I guess we’ll never know.

  7. I think they are rather pretty, like flowers. I am somewhat shy so I would not wear one, but I would admire someone who wore one under the right party circumstances.

  8. Echoing the not so practical comments here, but….. If a woman had the guts to wear one, it would make me so curious that I would have to talk to her about it. Just no so sure that it would be socially acceptable at work?

  15. If I were walking down the street and ran into an old friend, and she had her vulva displayed around her neck, I think I would be fairly appalled, especially now that I know it would be HER vulva and not just some generic artist’s rendition of a vulva (extreme rendition, anyone?). Talk about TMI!

    That said, I wonder if the artist would be willing to re-sell replicas? If a person got tired of collecting stamps or coins, could they just email Ms Vulva Sculptor and have her recreate her past masterpieces? How serial-killer, to collect random strangers’ vulvas, in miniature form. Like shrunken heads, only more vulgar. I feel like Buffalo Bill just for thinking of it.

  16. Those are unequivocally awesome! And yes, I think having a accurate representation lingam necklace would be fantastic too. I wonder if the artist would be willing to branch out? We men need new ways to celebrate our sexual power too, y’know. Happy Heteroween and all that Dan said.

  17. @47“but a painted depiction on a tshirt? I’d wear the fuck out of that bidness.”

    There’s a sci-fi story –by John Shirley, I think— where people wear “X-shirts” when they want to hook up for sex.. and X-shirt, is of course, a t-shirt with a depiction of their own genitals on them. Cuts through the signal-to-noise problem of post-post-modern sexual negotiations.

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