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Navel gazing has sunken to another level.
I sure as fuck would
oh dear god. and yoni? wtf?
Yeah, uh, no thanks.
That’s some pretty fuckin’ bizarre shit there.
Uh.. is that what they look like? REALLY?
fags should wear photos of their bleached assholes around their necks as well
the use of the word “yoni” outside of the context of Hinduism or archaeology is sufficient to make a girl undateable.
Sorry to dp, but I wish I could unsee this.
My boyfriend screeched in horror like a little girl when I jokingly threatened to get him one for Christmas. Why, internets, WHY?
It has never come up.
Do women make passes at guys with penis casts on pendants around their necks?
I don’t think this item’s floating anywhere near the top of my what-to-get-my-fiance-for-Christmas list.
If a girl has enough chutzpah and humor to wear a replica of her twat, I’d make a pass at her (at least hypothetically, since I’m kinda shy.)
There is a practical side to these as well – they would be great for demonstrating exactly where and how a gal likes to be touched.
@11, Not too many guys wear necklaces. Maybe lapel pins modeled on their prong? Lifelike testicle cufflinks?
@11 they’re called TruckNutz
Not if said vulva hangs like sleeve of wizard’s robe.
(apologies to Borat)
@11, I believe you misspelled “lingam”.
@15, I am going to make a fortune selling custom made TruckNutz which are replicas of mens’ actual nutsacks.
The one in the middle sort of looks like the virgin Mary. If it magically starts to weep blood, will the church declare it a miracle?
@17, celebrate the unique beauty of your lingam by wearing a custom made pendant featuring a 1.5X scale replica of your lingam on our elegant white gold chains.
There’s a reason they call those parts “your privates”.
Why would such a woman want passes from guys?
@10,
Great stocking stuffer!
I guess it is a way to get a gander at the merchandise before putting in the effort to get the girl in bed.
New at Hooters restaurants: Buffalo vulvas.
@18, better promise molds will be taken on a warm day.
They need a button you push to make them talk. They could say things like “Pick up your clothes” and “Why do you piss all over the toilet?”
It’s not so much for the guys; rather, it’s a lovely piece of art one can pass down to her heirs.
@27, if I found out my mother was willing me a necklace modeled on her vulva, I’d have her put in a home now.
Hmmm…looks like the middle one’s been hittin’ the weight room a bit too much…
@28 I think it would be more a gift from the grave to the children who never called…
In fact, I’m thinking of having one made and threatening my kids with it: “If you don’t clean your room right now, I’m going to will the VUVLA to you!!” “If you ever drive drunk, you’re getting the VULVA when I die!”
God, I hope my grandmother never sees this site, she’d probably have one made of her for everyone in the family.
I like that the examples given don’t look like pornstar/fleshlight pussies. It really fucks with your head to have labia minora that are actually prominent when all the vags you see in porn have little teensy tiny ridges instead.
Admittedly, if you’re taking your body image ideals from porn, your labia will probably be one in a long list of things you’re self-conscious about. But hey, we don’t all get to see a lot of naked women IRL. =
She also sells something called Blueberry Love Muffin Vegan Lip Balm, but the pic on the front is yet another shaved twat. Hypocrite!
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php…
Oh dear lord, I think I’m gonna be sick.
A girl who would wear one these fucks, so that is a pretty good reason to make a pass. She is also bizarrely uninhibited, which is another good reason to make a pass, but might pose trouble in the long term. So, do I want to go home with a girl like this? Yes. Is she long term relationship material? Probably not, but we can discuss that after a few weeks of wild monkey sex. In the meantime, keep taking that lithium.
@ 26 – It’s funny, because women nag!
@ 33 – Yikes dude, be cool. It’s a body part. You came out of one.
Dear god those are revolting.
Can’t say as I find them particularly appealing (and I don’t really make passes in general, so can’t answer Dan’s question), but definitely gotta give major props to any women gutsy enough to wear them.
@35
yes I came out of one. I also have one. I love to play with it. I love my boyfriend to play with it, suck on it, fuck it, etc. But I still think those pendants look revolting. Funny double standard maybe, but perhaps I’m just not used to looking at them from that angle.
@26 Steals this post.
Score!! Brings new light to the term pussy whipped.
I knew this guy in High School who insisted on being called “Yoni.”
He was a trifle odd.
Am I the ONLY ONE HERE who thinks these are BEAUTIFUL? Like most jewelry, there’s an appropriate time and place to wear them.
I’m a fan of vulvas, but… no. Not a fan of those.
@8: how about in the context of Tom Robbins? If, say, she was the Yoni Yum Feminine Hygiene Dew girl…
I think they’re unbelievably pretty — but you’d have to be insane to buy/wear one in public.
For the life of me, I’m having a very difficult time imagining any public occasion on which this could be worn, outside a lesbian cruise ship (a lesbian cruise which didn’t include the couple’s children, ideally.)
It’s not the vulva that’s beautiful so much as the person it’s attached to …
I like pussy just as much as the next straight man …
but at the end of the day, genitalia, male and female, is just WEIRD. I enjoy it’s function more than anything. Call me old fashion, but it’s a woman’s figure and shape that does it for me … and hopefully there won’t be any shemale surprises …
Hey, if you check out the rest of her shop some of her stuff is pretty cool! I really want the vagina dentata pillow now.
I don’t know about a necklace, but a painted depiction on a tshirt? I’d wear the fuck out of that bidness.
And, @8 FTW.
Wow, that’s hideous. But the comments have had me laughing more than any other SLOG post, so thanks for making my day!
Wow….um, yeah. I honestly think they’re beautiful pieces of art, and really well done, but…I just can’t see myself walking around in public with my vagina around my neck. I mean, I’m not ashamed of being a woman or anything, but I think wearing my cooter in plain view is almost as bad as walking around naked in public places.
They are beautifully made, though.
Maybe it’s for women who plan to have kids..you know, proof that it used to be high-and-tight.
The one on the bottom left actually kinda looks like a flower. From a distance, that’s probably what people would think you were wearing. It’d be priceless if you could make it shoot water!