Eek. On the heels of his meltdown on the Marc Maron podcast and his on-stage heart attackcomes even more less-than-bright news from the Gallagher camp. Apparently he’s auctioning off all the weird shit he has lying around his house. Never a good sign. Via Splitsider:
Well, it looks like the watermelon smashing game isn’t as lucrative as it once was, as our man with a mullet is selling off a bunch of insane shit in order to keep his house.
An old Mercedes with no key! A gigantic set of bowling pins! Some weird bike contraption! A tank-like horse made out of oil barrels! A gigantic big wheel tricycle!
Oh, Gallagher.
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His collapse isn’t nearly as entertaining as Charlie Sheen though.
Dibs on the Big Wheel. I can’t wait to ride it at Critical Mass.
I hope this opens his fan base’s eyes to the benefits of socialized healthcare. The medical expenses for treating his heart attack must have been immense.
Can’t wait to see Victoria Jackson & Dennis Miller begging for money to pay their hospital bills.
Lindy, I wish I could buy you those bowling pins.
Am I too much of a politicalfag if the first place my mind went to is that Maggie Gallagher had gone (even more) nuts?