d35a/1249404187-threeofthefour.jpg

…why couldn’t they agree to just, you know, share him?

A sticky case of revenge unfolded last week in a Wisconsin motel after a woman discovered her husband was cheating and invited three other scorned lovers to settle the score—with Krazy Glue.

The 36-year-old Lothario was carrying on with all of them before his wife figured it out and notified the others, according to a criminal complaint filed in Calumet County, Wis., in a town about 90 miles north of Milwaukee. “We had a plan,” one of the women, Therese Ziemann, 48, told an investigator, according to court records.

Ziemann lured the man to a Stockbridge hotel Thursday, promising a “rub down,” the complaint says. He was blindfolded and tied to a bed. Then Ziemann text-messaged the other three women, including the man’s wife, who joined her in the room. One of them, Wendy Sewell, 44, reportedly asked, “Which one do you love more?”

After the victim was threatened with mace, punched in the face and taunted, the mischief moved south. Ziemann glued a sensitive body part to his stomach, according to the complaint.

123 replies on “If These Women Could Agree On Tying Him Up and Glueing His Cock to His Stomach…”

  1. They may all be average looking, pale, have bad hair, and love the color green (which shouldn’t be worn on any of them). But, at least they have their dig…no, self-esteem in tact. Yeah, that’s it.

  5. The guy’s a creep for fucking around with all of them but their “revenge” session was a waste of time. All they did was let him know he’s got power over them… probably what he always wanted in the first place (well, that and sex with multiple women).

    Better to have just left him ignored and then gone on to live better lives than him.

  11. These broads have no imagination as well as faded looks. They should have just been happy with what they had. I bet anyone of them will go back to him in a flash. Otherwise they would have cut the damn thing off all together.

  13. I love how every day, average-looking men are elevated to the status of “hot” while average-looking woman are degraded for their looks. It’s all sooooo relevant to the discussion of the event, too!

  15. I don’t understand why he called the cops. Back in Casanova’s day, a little pay back was an understood risk of the game. Go to the ER, make up a story about a sex-game gone wrong, and suck it up. The guy is a whiny douche.

  16. My brother the EMT had a case where the scorned woman injected the super glue up the urethra while the guy was passed out drunk – ouch! If you’re wondering, they had to insert a long drainage needle into the bladder so he wouldn’t explode.

  17. So all non-hot ladies of the world deserve to be be cheated on. Love the misogyny, Slog.
    @15 is right on. If you live in a world where monogamy is expected and go outside of that expectation, a little pay back is par for the course.
    I would have encouraged a healthy discussion amongst all the participants, but that would have taken maturity. And none of these people exhibited that.

    @6 Yes it does. She’s my favorite of all of them.

  22. Most men are swines with a one track mind when you get to the nitty gritty of things. The vast majority of those who share the ideology of “sharing” (promiscuity) is men, very few women have such a distorted view of intimacy and sex, for us it has to be linked to love and commitment to our special other. For the vast majority of men the tingling between the legs overcomes their senses, reduces their mental cognition to zero and surpasses any notion of commitment and love that they had known. That’s why the most extreme forms of sexual acts are always found between men who seek other men and when women are out of the picture.

    These women deserve the admiration of all other women around the nation as far as I’m concern. As such all of us should keep our eyes on how they’ll be treated by our judicial system. I do hope they get a judge who’s not a misogynist.

    These women acted correctly especially the wife, the guy should consider himself lucky he got off so easily with his weiner intact, LOL

  25. @22 Oh please. You can keep your tired notions of sexuality, I will have no part in them. I’m a member of the Center for Sex Positive Culture, and I can tell you, there are just as many women interested in multiple partners as there are men. And that includes the lesbians where men aren’t even in the picture.
    Men created the notion that ‘good girls’ aren’t interested in sex to control female sexuality. So husbands could have the devoted wife and the slut on the side. If women are given the space to be sexual, they can have just as rich and interesting sex lives as men.

  26. The hell with glueing their snatches shut – glue their assholes shut and make ’em eat nothing but Taco Bell. That’ll fix ’em.

  29. 25 “there are just as many women interested in multiple partners as there are men.”

    Where are the numbers, poll, study? I don’t think that you could know anything from your own personal experience about these things Enigma, even if you like feminine things Enigma, only real women know what I’m saying.

    You might be right about the lesbians tho.

  30. I’m not a real woman? Funny, I have this vagina with all these parts that can make a baby and these breasts that are always getting in my way when I’m exercising. But I’m not a real woman because I like sex?

  31. Sojourner Truth (1797-1883): Ain’t I A Woman?
    Delivered 1851
    Women’s Convention, Akron, Ohio

    Well, children, where there is so much racket there must be something out of kilter. I think that ‘twixt the negroes of the South and the women at the North, all talking about rights, the white men will be in a fix pretty soon. But what’s all this here talking about?

    That man over there says that women need to be helped into carriages, and lifted over ditches, and to have the best place everywhere. Nobody ever helps me into carriages, or over mud-puddles, or gives me any best place! And ain’t I a woman? Look at me! Look at my arm! I have ploughed and planted, and gathered into barns, and no man could head me! And ain’t I a woman? I could work as much and eat as much as a man – when I could get it – and bear the lash as well! And ain’t I a woman? I have borne thirteen children, and seen most all sold off to slavery, and when I cried out with my mother’s grief, none but Jesus heard me! And ain’t I a woman?

    Then they talk about this thing in the head; what’s this they call it? [member of audience whispers, “intellect”] That’s it, honey. What’s that got to do with women’s rights or negroes’ rights? If my cup won’t hold but a pint, and yours holds a quart, wouldn’t you be mean not to let me have my little half measure full?

    Then that little man in black there, he says women can’t have as much rights as men, ’cause Christ wasn’t a woman! Where did your Christ come from? Where did your Christ come from? From God and a woman! Man had nothing to do with Him.

    If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down all alone, these women together ought to be able to turn it back , and get it right side up again! And now they is asking to do it, the men better let them.

    Obliged to you for hearing me, and now old Sojourner ain’t got nothing more to say.

  34. Nice work. So, Christ like Ms. 139 days of Christianity @ 22 and 29. What happened to turning the other cheek, praying for your enemies to be blessed? Or did you forget that wishing ill on others, and being supportive of others abusing their fellow man is considered equal to murder in the eyes of Christ? It’s that darn Sermon on the Mount you keep struggling with, your know where your told not to judge others and get the logs out of your eyes, the one were Christ calls you a hypocrite for judging (exactly what you did to Enigma in post 29) others.

  37. @ 26. Totally, you’ve got to do it WuTang style. “I’ll sew your asshole shut and keep feedin’ ya, and feedin’ ya, and feedin’ ya.” I really hope they get some serious jail time but they probably wont. Hmmmmm….I wonder what sentence would be handed down if a guy glued his wife’s vagina shut for cheating on him? I’m guessing 15 years at least.

  39. 30 I though you were a homosexual. Given that then I guess I would have to take you at your word concerning the sexual behavior those who identify as lesbians like you do. Seems to me that you would know better about it. So if you say lesbians have higher sexual urges that they cannot control I’ll take you at your word. Take no offense Enigma but that’s totally different from the way in which the majority of females who exhibit natural feminine traits and likes for the opposite sex operate tho.

  40. @39: LC, you need to stop taking what applies to you and applying it to all other women. Maybe Enigma is a lesbian, maybe not, but who gives a fuck? There are PLENTY of straight women who have incredible libidos, I know b/c my wife is one of them. But let me guess, she’s just a nympho and needs to be “fixed” so she can be a normal woman like you, right?

  42. 34 Sometimes I think you really belong to the same sect of Uriel-238 and are just labeling yourself as a Christian to further confuse these people in order to give them away in damnation to the entity which once was the morning star. Then I just have to remind myself that your case is sadly very common in these challenging times and every time I kneel down to pray you are included.

  44. @ 42, what branch of Christianity allows the student (you) to tell the teacher (Kim) where to get off? Is it the same one that allows you to think you’re saved while wallowing in sinful behavior like you do?

  46. Let’s say it together Loveschild, “Everyone is different.”
    Some straight men have really high libidos, some have really low ones, some are in the middle.
    Some straight women have really high libidos, some have really low ones, some are in the middle.
    Some gay men have really high libidos, some have really low ones, some are in the middle.
    Some gay women have really high libidos, some have really low ones, some are in the middle.
    “Everyone is different! And that’s what makes the world great!”

    And how dare you disparage another person’s faith in Jesus based on your twisted notion of Christian love. Like Kim, my dad is one of those liberal, love everyone as they are Christians. He doesn’t really like to claim the title because of people like you, but he does love Jesus and I’m proud to defend his faith against your brand of ‘Christian’. And he’ll defend my pagan queer self against ‘Christians’ like you until the day he dies.

  47. 44 LOL Kim is no teacher, I know that’s what she would like y’all to believe about her. But we Christians only follow one teacher and that’s our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

    If Kim wants to start her own cult centered around her teaching she can do so, but lying and distorting the word of the living God that I serve for her own praise will not go unchallenged with the facts that are clearly stated on the Bible.

  48. @ 39 WTF do you mean you thought she was a homo? Who fucking cares? Where is your logic at? Your logic is “…lesbians have higher sexual urges that they cannot control …that’s totally different from the way in which the majority of females who exhibit natural feminine traits and likes for the opposite sex operate tho.”

    You really are a close minded idiot, are you not? Have you ever lived outside of your Jesus-humpin’ bread-box? And yes, that is a metaphor, honey. You have no idea about sex, humanity, or women. What the heck is wrong with fools like you? I am betting your childhood was filled with xenophobic endearments and judgments, among other loving traditional xian morale.

  49. I missed the part in the Bible where Jesus said gays were less than human and lesbians aren’t real women.

  50. @ 47 oooooh, the ‘bible’- a book WRITTEN BY MEN centuries ago (and decades after Christ died) to exploit and control pagans, the underprivileged, uneducated, and women!!! I really am compelled by your premises. Really.

    Not.

Comments are closed.