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Incoherent sentence.
Closer than what? Quit drinking and get back to work.
Closer? Closer than what? What bed? Were you in a boat?
I understand what you’re saying Jen. When I first heard that there were sharks in Puget Sound, I was ready to move to Spokane. But then I read that they are not known to attack unprovoked, and I’m not the kind of dumbass who provokes sharks. So just don’t do that and you should be fine.
@4 – Sharks started it.
They swim closer to shore — way closer — at night.
Above Puget Sound? Were they flying or swimming?
@6 I guess you’re attempting to explain what you meant in your post, but I’m now thinking that you should go get checked by a neurologist.
and yet strangely arousing. i’m in.
This post could be a finalist for that annual Worst Opening Sentence contest.
You might be interested to know that Fnarf, like MacHeath, has just a jackknife.
@11, But does he keep it out of sight?
Ha. It’s a freaky sentence, I give you that.