Guess whose dirty pictures just surfaced?

5098/1241495548-misscalifornia.jpgTheDirty.com Exclusive: Self-proclaimed bible thumper Miss California, Carrie Prejean, should start pointing the finger at herself for her own indiscretions. TheDirty.com has received exclusive images of the homophobic debutante that would clearly strip her of her Miss California crown. So much for being a good role model for the state of California, Carrie.

What was Miss California saying about the way she was raised? Biblical values, traditional marriage, blah blah blah? She seems to have left “topless photos” off her list of “traditional values.” Via JoeMyGod, who offers this appropriate quote from 1 Timothy 2:9: “I also want women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, not with braided hair [extensions] or gold [highlights] or pearl [necklaces] or expensive [lingerie] clothes, but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God.”

And, yes, I’m generally pro toplessness. But if “biblical values” are the standard by which Carrie Prejean wants to judge others—and limit their rights—then she should be judged by the same standard and called out if she fails to adhere to those same biblical/traditional values. And if it turns out she’s just another bible-thumping hypocrite—just another Christian bigot who obsesses over what the bible has to say about me while conveniently ignoring what the bible has to say about her—then she deserves to be outed.

UPDATE: Please, please, please don’t let this be a hoax.

99 replies on “Miss Californicate”

  3. Amen!

    I suspect that most, if not all, of these religious people are hypocrites.

    Unfortunately, most of them aren’t hot enough to have their hypocrisy captured in glossy print.

    I want those fucking photos. I want the beav shots.

    Are there beav shots?

    Oh, please, Dan! Please tell me there are beav shots!

  4. Well really, wearing a cotton/poly blend is disobeying the word of God. There is a lot of useless crap in the Bible, but if I recall from Sunday School, the main commandment was to love others. So anyone obsessed with spreading hate to their fellow humans is kind of out of line, accordingly.

  5. I have never before in my life said this, and I never will again, but, I’d really like to see what Perez Hilton has to say about this….

    We knew she was dumb, but really? Naked pictures? When your goal is to be a pageant queen? At least wait until after your reign, honey…

  6. Yeah..that wasn’t very bright…but, I’m also a believer that she didn’t do well on that question at least partially because of how she said what she said, not what she said…

    But, I feel like people often try to decide for themselves that whatever they’re doing is okay. For example, my roommate my Freshman year of college was extremely anti-gay, because ya know, the bible said so, but then she would go have sex with guys every weekend. Which clearly is fine. And I’m sure there are many other people who do the same thing and condemn homosexuality because of the bible, but do many other things the bible condemns.

  9. Her official pagent bio said she worked as a model. Maybe, this is a less than professional looking lingerie picture from her portfolio? Or, not?

  13. Raise your hand if you’re surprised by any of this.
    I’m just waiting, waiting, waiting for the gay porn pictures of Rush Limbaugh to surface That my friends will be a joyous (if nauseating) day.

  14. Something about the photo doesn’t seem right…it looks like the face may have been photoshopped — see the unusual shadows? Still, she’s a hateful skank, or so I’ve heard.

  15. If those are modeling shots…well, the photographer should be beat about the head and shoulders with wet newspaper or something. She looks pretty unattractive…from the cheap underwear to the un-perkiness of her side (fake) boob shot, to the scrawniness of that shoulder blade. I mean, I know I’m a het-gal, but I swear I could have taken something that showed her off in a more attractive light. Nice light on her whitened teeth…for what that is worth.

  17. I can’t believe you all aren’t running this YouTube video already. It’s been out all day and really hilarious. Great writing AND acting. You see/hear more with each playing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD4qWMF5e…

    “I didn’t win the Miss USA Pageant but I won something much, much better. No one even knows that other girls’ name now…”

  19. It’s naughty, embarrassing fun to find despicable people, people you would spit on if you met them on the street, sexually desirable.

  25. i guess it’s some weird inner wired thing about breastises, but i wadn’t interested in the what she looked like until just now.

  28. Surprised it took this long for something to surface, really.
    And we’re bound to see more explicit pics eventually.

  29. Still waiting for the incriminating video of Carrie “Opposite Marrige”
    Prejean and Elizabeth Hasselbeck inflatrante delicto. Either that or Karl Rove fucking a (male) goat.

  31. This doesn’t make any sense. She just had the implants for the contest, right? But the boob in this shot looks pumped up already.

  32. There’s nothing inconsistent in her message: If your sexuality is legitimate then you’re entitled to flaunt it. Let’s see her photos from the opposite-sex pride parade float!

  33. How dare she…
    Only Dan is allowed to be hypocritical and criticize others for doing things he thinks are OK…
    What does she think she is;
    a pissy punk ass faggot?

  34. I hope the woman has an excellent sex life – shows her tits to all who are interested – and – apparently that is a big herd.

    I think it is a scam….. sort of normal now in the era of a million sites, and Creative Suite.

    She will make tons of money, marry well, and be forgotten in ten years.

    Her speaking fee is most likely more than Dan Savages … and who is dumb?

    Maybe Dan should do porn to pump up his street value.

  35. At least in this photo she looks more human. In the pageant photos she looks more like an inflatable sex doll than a real person. I don’t see how one would find her attractive unless one had imprinted on Barbie as a sexual ideal.

    btw, are there any rules in pageants concerning how much of the contestant has to be made up of actual human tissue and how much can be collagen, silicone, and spray paint?

  36. is that it? you can see more during a day at the beach. and i agree with a commenter above, this thing looks photoshopped.

    look at the larger version of the photo at the dirty, you can see on her chin a distinct line separating two different shades of orange where someone pasted her face on another body. plus the bad airbrush work at the top of her shoulder near where the chin meets it.

    while i’d love to see this bitch get her comeuppance i don’t think this is going to be it.

  37. Never thought we’d see Dan going all Bible-Thumper and calling people to repentance but if Slog is all about quoting our favorite scriptures here’s one for you Dan-

    Jude 1:7
    Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire. (King James Version)

    The New International Version says:
    In a similar way, Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding towns gave themselves up to sexual immorality and perversion. They serve as an example of those who suffer the punishment of eternal fire.

    oooh.
    Strange Flesh.
    Sexual Immorality.
    Perversion.

    Dan is fond of going on TV and squealing how unhappy God is with Christians who bear false witness with their mouths.

    Dan,
    how does God feel about Sexually Immoral Perverts putting Strange Flesh into their mouths?

    Preacher Dan,
    what does Eternal Fire feel like?

    Congratulations on your new gig as Internet Soul Saver and Bible Quoter.

  38. So Dan is Mr Erotic Art and pimping the SEAF like there is no tommorow but then gets all “look who’s topless” on us.
    What a HYPOCRITE.
    In fact, if you link the Wiki entry for ‘hypocrisy’ you’ll see some clown has inserted a picture of Ireland’s Favorite Son.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey

  42. I guess some people are really thick headed. Do you people not understand hypocrisy? Dan is not saying that posing nude is wrong. He is not saying that the bible is right. He’s saying that a self rightous girl that claims to believe in the bible and uses it to promote bigotry is being hypocritical when she poses half nude.

  43. @38: Did you get the license plate on that point that just whizzed past you? No? Too far away apparently.

    The issue is not that she did saucy photos, the issue is she’s holding up the bible as her rock and her shield amidst all the evil homos that are trying to do her dirt, BUT she still manages to whip out the titties when it suits her, despite the usual take by the Bible Bunch that profligate titty-whipping-out is not supported by The Lord.

    People have such short memories of their own peccadilloes. If they just tended their own gardens instead of trying to tend their neighbors’ they’d be so much better off (and yes, I admit that includes me here, now).

  44. Preacher Dan;
    I appreciate you sharing your insights into the Holy Word. Can you help me with a passage?
    When the Bible calls for homosexuals to be put to death what method of execution do you think God intended?
    Stoning?
    Burning?
    That part of the passage is not clear to me…

    Leviticus 20:
    13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be PUT TO DEATH; their blood shall be upon them.

    Thanks in advance!

  45. Hardly something scandalous, every model has taken some type of nude pictures or posed for paintings since days of yore. This has nothing to do with her views on gay marriage and it reflects poorly on any news source to be seen siding with the likes of a Perez Hilton who not only obviously has an axe to grind with Miss Cali but is himself someone who has no morals and makes his living by tearing up others.

  46. most bible thumpers are hypocrites by nature, since the bible contradicts itself many times over. literal interpretation of this passage or that is completely useless.

  47. 44, You miss a lot, don’t you?

    45, Posing for topless photos, being in a beauty contest then pretending to follow the Bible is as honest as claiming that gay marriage will harm opposite marriage when you are in a demographic that brings us an 80% out of wedlock births and broken homes.

    Also according to AP, Miss Prejean admits the photos are real.
    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/arti…

  48. @45: that is an absolute falsehood. There are many models who refuse to do nude work because they have a certain moral standard and stick to it. But way to equivocate. When the sex tape shows up will you explain that away, too?

  49. 42
    43
    So it is wrong, even hypocritical, for Miss Cali to hold homosexuals to Bible standards if she will not abide them herself.
    So it is wrong, even HYPOCRITICAL, for Dan to hold Miss Cali to Bible standards that he does not adhere to himself.
    Dan may be being a hypocrite in order to snare a hypocrite but it does not change the fact that he is a HYPOCRITE.

  50. Days of yore, huh? Funny how the nutjobs like Loveschild go all “oh that? It’s nothing” about stuff like this when it’s one of their own. The stupid woman had pictures taken of her shiny new post-boob-job titties — an enhancement paid for by her beauty pageant — but yeah, she’s still a hero to the likes of Loveschild. How’s the view from that glass house, Loveschild? Fucking hypocrite, you and her.

    It is, however, HILARIOUS that this is who you’ve picked to be your spokesmodel.

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