I don’t have time to Slog today but, shit, I don’t wanna get pushed out of most commented—so, um, bacon-wrapped youth pastors are feeding foie gras to pit bulls on the bus to the airport that I refuse to take because I’m afraid of missing my flight thanks to someone in a wheelchair trying to get on. And I’m feeling all conflicted because while I think bacon is delicious I hate youth pastors and I love foie gras but I hate pit bulls and I spend way too much time flying around the country as is—my carbon footprint is swollen up like some poor tortured goose’s liver—so any wheelchair-bound Metro passengers that caused me to miss my flight would be doing me and the planet a favor probably.
Discuss.
You forgot to mention bicycles.
You also forgot to mention black support for Prop 8.
@1 and child abuse,
and fat peoples
…and sex, Dan, sex!!
and bi hippies
Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy night!
and how Obamaphiles are closet misogynist Hillary-haters….
I don’t have much of an opinion on all that stuff, but I think the Blue Angels are fuckin’ awesome, and I can’t wait for Sea Fair to come around this year!
@3
Youth pastors = child abuse!
Hitler!
ABORTION IS MURDER! If women would just stop acting like sluts and go make me pie instead of opening their legs for any Jack, Dave, or Larry we wouldn’t need it anyhow.
I don’t get it.
@9: Fuck the Blue Angels.
I just want to say that I likey puddin.
and the text I got from Anderson Cooper during drinks at Andrew Sullivan’s place in P-Town after the Dina Martina show
I like bacon (a lot), I like foie gras less than bacon. Youth pastors and pit bulls are a mixed bag, I have met some who have been kind and friendly, and others who I would not choose to associate with. With that said, I think I’ll go make myself a BLT for lunch.
Gays?
@ 15
Foie gras puddin?
Those damn bisexuals.
Several people on your flight are going to attend the convention of The People Who Have Birds Perched on their Shoulders Society.
and cafes without wi-fi and birds that smoke cigarettes
And boring small college towns that smell like ass!
Best that you miss your flight… you’d probably just end up sitting next to some fat person who takes up half your seat and wants to talk your ear off the whole time about how they’re black and voted for Prop 8.
You forgot “Blue Angels are the tool of the devil”, “fuck Seattle’s weather”, and “wierd questions college kids ask”.
Yes, but how do you feel about Amanda Knox?
what about stinky dreadlocks?
Have I become an ego tool?
Is this a Rant or a Rave?
and Sam Adams v. The Evil Twinkie
Judging by the post below, you could also be talking about buying food at Trader Joe’s.
Hmm….Canada and Rafael Nadal?
Or maybe Homeless Gay Baby Whales?
buy a Carbon Footprint indulgence from Al Gore!
@ 33
How do you know they’re gay?
Fuck, Dan, you are so gay.
I refuse to contribute to your tyranny in any way….
Wait
Fuck.
U bin usurped at 1:25 pm.
High school debate topic: The barbarity that part of a baby boy’s body may be sliced off with a straight razor…vs. the inhumanity of intubated geese who will eventually have their livers ripped out for my eating pleasure.
Also, why the fuck is it snowing again? (Who has salt?)
Uh, Dan? It didn’t work. You got pushed out of the Slog Most Commented.
@ Abby-
Try a shovel
@ Rhett
I prefer to have the livers removed from most of the animals I eat; whether I forcefeed them in order to consume the liver separately later is another matter.
But
Only
Because
They
Cheated
And how ’bout those Iranians?
Wieners never cheat.
Why, I just might happen to agree with you there.