It’s HUMP! time, kiddles!
Last year was my first-ever HUMP! and here is how I felt about it:
Maybe it’s because I’m admittedly skeeved out by public displays of sexuality (e.g., the time I went to the strip-club lunch buffet and then had to dry-clean my own brain), and so sitting in a room with a whole lot of clandestine man- and lady-boners watching my neighborhood barista get pleasured with the business-end of a bicycle pump didn’t exactly sound like my cup of unidentifiable fluid. But this year, as film editor, I have certain duties and responsibilities. Duties and responsibilities that involve your genitals. Hooray for us all.
Oh, last year me. What a baby. I was very, very wrong, of course, but also very, very right: HUMP! is a magical, educational, hot, and totally skeevifying journey through the human butthole and back again. It’s like The Incredible Journey, but with vaginas and daggers! The Adventures of Milo and Otis and a Dildo! All Dogs Go to Heaven…Sexually! FernGully!!! Secret of Nimh! FIEVEL MOUSKEWITZ! …Wait, I’m lost. This took a gross turn. What’s my point?
AH, YES. THE HUMP!
I can’t wait to see what you fuckers come up with this year. The deadline is September 21. All details available HERE. I love you.
Best Jay quote ever. Good work, LW.
And we love you too, Lindy.
I love you too!
Sounds like the hardworking folks who made Douche are on it again, so I think we can look forward to at least one great gay entry this year.
That said, straight perverts need to step it up for Hump! 5.
Hi, Lindy: I just went and read your strip-club-lunch column. For some reason the quote, “We get to eat whatever’s left.” made me laugh out loud and spray coffee (thankfully not onto my computer). Sounds like HUMP will be a terrific time for all concerned! Best wishes.