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Hulllooooomosexuals! As I ever-so naughtily teased your sexy butts in this week’s The Homosexual Agenda, the sometimes bearded-lady freak phenom from RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 6 (and arguably the third hottest guy on that season—after Ben and Courtney, and not necessarily in that order) who is known to the world as MILK (it does a body…oh, never mind) is tiptoeing into town tomorrow night, a full day prior to her appearance on the Islander Yacht Cruise on Sunday, to dazzle, delight and wrap us all in her sweet lactose embrace. And boy-oh-boy (boy-ON-boy?), I sure wasn’t kidding! She’ll be here, and she’ll be at The Eagle tomorrow (where else?) for a very special early (or late?) edition of Dickslap. And also! Remember that I claimed I was going to give y’all a change to win two fee passes? Do you? Well. I’m going to do that right now. Behold…

Simply retweet the following tweet by 4 PM tonight, your name goes into the hat, and voila! More MILK than you can shoot up your nose shall be yours! Possibly. (It’s all in God’s hands, baby.) Gentlemos! Start your tweeting!

Adrian Ryan is a Stranger senior contributing writer and nightlife columnist. He has been writing for The Stranger since late 1997, and he’s pretty sure he still hasn’t been paid for some really early...