Why, in these days of swine flu, do you have to touch my newborn baby? Just because we're at the grocery store or church at the same time does not give you the right to paw my child. Her immune system isn't fully developed yet, and she would get sicker than you with your germs. You'll never go to the hospital with her; your life won't be ruined if she dies. So keep your hands off! Next time you take a step toward my baby, ignoring my warning glare, don't be surprised if I rip you a new one.