I, Anonymous

So you think you’re better than me, huh? That’s hilarious coming
from the hottest mess in town. You are one sloppy, trashy,
crack-whore-looking bitch. Maybe no one has told you this yet, but
flashing your grandparents on Thanksgiving and asking them if your
nipples are too large is inappropriate. Picking up ex-cons 10 years
your senior in a dirty bar by announcing you’re a cute face and a good
fuck is not classy. Fucking some sketchy dude every three months does
not make him your boyfriend. Getting plastered and acting like a ditzy,
whiny-ass bitch is not cute or endearing. Telling your friend’s older
brother that you’re going to suck his dick in a roomful of people makes
you look pathetic. Trapping your friend in the back of a two-door car
and making her listen to a tape of you and your boyfriend having sex is
disgusting and fucking creepy. I know you’ve gone through some shit in
your life, but guess what? So has everyone else! It doesn’t give you an
excuse to act like an asshole. You think you have your shit together
and that you’re better than everyone else, when in reality,you’re a
sloppy, annoying drunk who has alienated most of her friends with her
outlandish bullshit. If you don’t like me, that’s fine. But keep my
name out of your come-Dumpster mouth.