Credit: Steven Weissman

I am married, but I just love fucking new pussy. I have fucked and
continue to fuck women who allow me to fuck them. I love the knowledge
that a woman wants my dick in her, even though my dick is supposedly
taken. I love it even more that a woman gets off on me being
married.

I have always been fond of new pussy, but the excitement and the
thrill of these women drives me to the brink of ecstasy.

And for those who think I am committing a sin, fuck you and your
pseudo-religious beliefs. recommended

82 replies on “I, Anonymous”

  2. ??????

    What?

    Some delusional idiot with inflated manly fantasies (who probably lives in his parents’ basement playing Second Life 8 hours a day) posts it and it becomes an “I, Anonymous” column?

    What’s wrong with you people?

  3. Wow. That was pretty retarded. You’re a douche, go tell your wife to get a good lawyer and a divorce unless she’s into it too. If so, sounds like you’re meant for each other.

  4. Joe Kickass–is that you?

    So, what’s the deal? Are you really a sexually dissatified, terminally dateless post-highschooler still living at home with Mom and Dad, and this is your idea of fun on Saturday night?

    Either way, it’s pathetic.

  5. Dear Writer,

    You think you are clever by trying to deflect criticism by invoking religion, but it’s painfully obvious and banal. You know that many of the people who would otherwise approve of multiple sexual partners are not inclined to be religious and by accusing them of being religious, you put them on the defensive. You hope this distracts them from the fact that you are a douche and, quite honestly, a loser.

    Argue your point like a real man next time.

    Sincerely,
    A woman who would never fuck you

  6. if you get off on the fact that women are drawn to you because your dick is “supposedly taken”, then why don’t you just lie to them instead to your wife? divorce your wife, let her marry someone else who actually has human feelings. keep your ring and use that to seduce girls who get off on fucking married men. you guys deserve each other.

  10. YAWN! it’s written to provoke all of us into making angry comments. job well done. the comments are way more entertaining than the article. if it’s true, i’m sure it’s not too difficult to find slimy sluts who will fuck him. big deal. maybe his wife likes to fuck other slimy cocks as well. fuck ’em both if it makes them happy.

  14. I second “not impressed”. The sentiment that “I like to screw new women even though I’m married” is as old as dirt, not new, interesting, creative, shocking or even provocative.

  18. It’s a pseudo-religious belief to have morals on faithfulness? Being loyal has nothing to do with religion. Coming from a fellow male, you’re a piece of shit and I hope you die.

  20. So why are you telling us about it? If you don’t think it’s wrong or risqe’ and it’s no big deal, why take the pains to write and publish an (idiotic, but nevertheless) article about it?

  21. hey, who knows, maybe the wife digs this kinda stuff and is doing it herself. If she doesn’t, well… might want to check if your balls are still intact in the morning.

  22. Apparently you’re not religious in the least… not that I care. This I, Anon leads me to believe it’s fake but that’s beside the point.

    The fact that you would take the time out to make such an atrocious claim shows ignorance and a severe lack of moral fiber on your part and seriously, you need to get your head checked. If you’re not going to be faithful to your wife then leave her, for the most part it’s that simple. If she knows and has no problems with what you do then thats fine, otherwise grow a real pair and be realistic about what you’re doing. Whatever crazy delusional world you exist in won’t last forever despite what you might think.

  23. Marriage is a (mostly) necessary institution, sometimes a bore, often a great comfort. None of this adds up to denying myself a bit on the side (yes, condoms always included)–wife is not crzee about it, but I tell her she’s free to grab some of her own whenever she wants it, w/in reasonable limits, and I won’t squawk. Funny thing is, women just don’t seem to want it so much. Ain’t that a bitch? Vive la diff, baby.

  24. I think i know this guy. Yeah your wife knows. She can smell the new pussy. And all the women you f’ed are laughing at and telling their girlfriends about your uncircumsized anteater looking dick.

  25. It is all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

    It would be poetic justice if his wife felt the same way about cheating on him with either new pussy or new dick. He is ego would be deflated.

    It would be tragic if his behavior leads to her getting an STD or another woman getting pregnant.

    Divorce is major fuck session he might soon be enjoying.

  26. Loser.

    I hope your wife loves “new” dick. You never know – maybe she’s been riding all the young fellas in town.

    Pay back is a bitch.

  27. Having just moved to Seattle a little over a week ago, I would like to say that this little ‘article’ is nothing but vulgar for a multitude of reasons.

    I’m happy that we live in such a ‘civilized’ society; Oh, wait, it’s the furthest thing from, but simply encrusted with stick on false gems that make the outside look new and shiny.

    Where did love, romance, and true passion go? Why, these days, have they all been replaced with animalistic behaviors and further followings of the capitalistic mantra: More more more!

    Liberal is one thing (I support), vulgarity as art is another. Being vulgar for the sake of ignorance, is just sad.

    -Benjamin

  28. i highly recommend reading ‘opening up’ by tristan taormino. there is nothing wrong or sinful about what you’re doing, if you are being honest. there are so many possibilities out there. who cares about societal norms. do what you feel. make your own reality. be a relational pioneer.

  29. My wife and I both like to sleep around, and why shouldn’t we share – we’re both f*ing hot. It’s honest, open, safe, fun and sure beats “willing to give that up”. Sex with someone else doesn’t diminish the sex with my wife and maybe we get to learn something new to bring home. Love it!

  30. Listen to Kip, he know everything!

    Read more about Kip Schoning, a ledgend in his own mind. Google him! It will be fun! There are at least 4 pages of hits (all good reads). Then come back here to vote. Is he real or is he fake?

  31. @nicole: “Why does everyone assume he’s lying to his wife?” Well, he’s lying to SOMEONE. When he says his dick is supposedly “taken,” that means the “new pussy” is under the impression that he’s cheating even if he’s not. But he’s probably just lying to his wife. Too much of an immature douche bag to be swinger or poly.

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