Credit: Steven Weissman

I am married, but I just love fucking new pussy. I have fucked and
continue to fuck women who allow me to fuck them. I love the knowledge
that a woman wants my dick in her, even though my dick is supposedly
taken. I love it even more that a woman gets off on me being
married.

I have always been fond of new pussy, but the excitement and the
thrill of these women drives me to the brink of ecstasy.

And for those who think I am committing a sin, fuck you and your
pseudo-religious beliefs. recommended

82 replies on “I, Anonymous”

  1. I wouldn’t call it a sin, but I would call you an immature idiot.

    EVERYONE loves new pussy (or dick, or whatever) – point is, if you weren’t willing to give that up you shouldn’t have gotten married.

  2. No, you’re not sinning, unless you’re breaking a religious commitment you made to your self and your wife. You are a lying scumbag. If you need new pussy so much talk to the wife about it-she needs to know to use a condom every time you touch her.
    I would recommend polyamory, but you’re not interested in ethical behavior, you just like the thrill.
    Grow up, or get what you deserve in the divorce.

  3. wow. when did the slog commentators get to be such a group of judgmental douchebags? why does everyone assume he’s lying to his wife?

  4. When did I Anonymous become I Unanimous. Who wouldn’t like to fuck new pussy or ass if they can get it? What makes you so special?

  5. You are boring. I hope you realize how incredibly banal you are. There is no way around it(whether your wife knows or not). Did you know that you are a living clichรฉ?

    I don’t care how hot you are, I wouldn’t fuck you with somebody else’s pussy. People as self-involved as you are not good lovers, but they always think they are a gift to the world of sex.

  6. Love Amazing Jim’s comment- Amen to that!!!!

    Look, anonymous jackass. No one says you can’t fuck new pussy and get off on it, but if that is what you wanted you should have stayed single or married a woman who was into it, too. You didn’t mention it, but I’m assuming the reason you had to post this anonymously is because your wife has no idea. You are an asshole and a horrible person, but you probably already know this.

    BTW, I hate religion, so no, I’m not calling you out on your bullshit in the name of the son, the father or the holy ghost. I’m calling you on this one, because I’m an honest, decent, nice lady who knows what guys like you do to women: lie, lie, lie, lie and then lie some more. I hope your wife divorces you and takes you for every last penny you self-centered bastard.

  7. hey, you fucking idiots who are calling him an idiot and a bad person: tell me where he said his wife knew nothing. his wife could be picking out the women, for all you know.
    shut the fuck up.

  8. People who are swingers, like the last I-anon., almost always share that part with new partners, advice columnists, close friends, etc. because they are condemned by mainstream attitudes. They don’t want to be judged anymore than they already are and therefore usually make it clear that it’s all on the up and up.

    I would still take this guy for a loser even if he came back to make it clear that he and his wife had an arrangement of some kind or another. He just sounds like a sanctimonious prick.

  9. Regardless of whether his wife knows or not, or whether anyone thinks what he’s doing is wrong…he sounds like a complete and total douche bag. Get a grip you prick! What are you going to do when you get too old to chase tail? you will be the crabby old bastard with no visitors at the nursing home. Way to go jackass. There’s nothing wrong with multiple partners and open marriages where everyone is open and honest…but you…are just a plain old vanilla jerk. Nothing special there, you guys are a dime a dozen.

  10. Umm… “why does everyone assume he’s lying to his wife”? Gee… maybe because he would not so brazenly be bragging of his love of new pussy if she too was allowed, or was already, fucking her own army of hot, strapping, high-performing, fine, new gents (or hot chicks!). He’s a prick who would be crushed if his wife was doing the same. I hope she is, because I would be! Who cares about sinning and religious beliefs?Fuck that guilt-veiled facade!

  11. @ nicole: I don’t think he’s lying to his wife–I think he’s lying to US. Sounds like his whole column is bullsh*t.

  12. How bout fuck sin you’re an asshole. if you want more pussy, have a fuckin open relationship and some respect for your wife. you’re fuckin trash and everything that’s wrong with humanity.

  13. If your wife is cool with your adventures, why should I or anyone else give a living shit?

    If you’re lying to your wife, or putting her at risk by not taking precautions when banging random women, then you’re an asshole.

  14. Hmmmm…Being a married woman in a semi-open relationdship…..I’d have to say, in my case, if I wasn’t there to enjoy watching the girl shudder in extacy while my man fucked her….I’d stab him in the face ๐Ÿ™‚

  15. WTF I,ANON. YOU WERE ON THE RIGHT TRACK TO A COME BACK WHEN THIS CAME OUT. NOT ONLY WAS THIS STUPID, AND IMMATURE, BUT WHO DOESNT THINK THIS WAY IN HIGH SCHOOL. YOU SUCK, HE SUCKS, EAT MEAT!

  16. Well it’s definitely a sin–I’m sure God wouldn’t be so proud of you betraying your family and doing what He created as making LOVE–and I guarantee something is going to happen to you. One of those ho’s is going to get pregnant, or you’re going to get a horrible STD, or your wife is going to find out, and hopefully DYMFA and find someone who will keep her in mind before they go f*ck whatever walks. Have you ever thought that maybe these women are using YOU for sex, and they are happy you’re married not because it’s hot, but because they don’t WANT to pursue anything with you? You’re probably an unattractive loser. I hope all those bad things happen to you, and more.

  17. Whatever this isn’t even real. It’s like reading a “fantasy letter” from a “college girl” in Hustler. It’s written by some person acting out a fantasy. Nobody talks like that. Whoever wrote this just wants to get you all worked up and look he/she did.

  18. maybe he’s locked in with kid’s and an ice-cold wife that will not get him off.i watch cop shows and 9 times out of 10 , the john is married.it seems that most women do not get the fact that most normal men need sex almost daily. as i get older i see the reality of a mistress and the knowing wife turning her head the other way. so, let’s get those bloomer’s down gals and maybe us guy’s will stay home sober, happy and not looking for the young muffin’s to stuff!

  19. Richard Pryor said he told his wife he wanted some new pussy. She said, “Motherfucker, if you had 2 more inches, you’d find some new pussy right here.”

  20. You’re a typical CREEP who gets off on mind-fucking his wife by sneaking behind her back, banging other women and then coming home to tell her how much you really love her…LOL. Rot in hell you piece of crap.
    There’s plenty of garbage like you out there. Nothing new. I’m guessing you’re uncircumsized….gross!

  21. It’s nice that this person considers his immediate physical gratification more important than anything else. Perhaps you should have finished adolescence before you got married. It’s not “sinning,” it’s just pathetically selfish and shallow.

    And the beliefs you’re talking about aren’t “pseudo-religious.” They’re religious. Maybe you can look up the word “pseudo” before you use it again.

  22. Why didn’t you just buy a wedding band to wear, and stay single! Then you’d get all the sex you want, and you wouldn’t be hurting anyone but yourself. Why drag your wife into your bull shiT?she shouldn’t deserve aids and std’s cuz you lie about being faithful. Also, many wives try to get laid by their men all the time, myself included.contrary to popular belief, men have the lower sex drives.

  23. Judgmental? Hell no. He judged me. He assumes that i, the reader have some kind of religious indoctrination hanging over me, making me think it is a ‘sin’. Then he tells me to fuck myself.

    No, he defined the rules of this game. He is a douchebag, and I agree, his wife had better know to wrap herself in latex whenever she touches this piece of shit.

  24. yeah, does your wife know about this little sexcapade you’re having? fuck you right back asshole. you think you’re such a stud for this bullshit? then you shouldn’t have gotten married. if your wife doesn’t know about your extramarital fucking, she should dump your loser ass and find a decent guy who doesn’t brag like a teenager about “fucking” some “pussy.” hope she finds out before you give her herpes or something worse.

  25. Hey KittyRocks – “this is ground breaking. i have never heard of a guy that liked new pussy…” Yes! I love this comment.

    Only someone who actually thinks religion is relevant would flagrantly declare that they’re sinning, while also assuming that the rest of would judge their behavior in that context.

    In the small world of his mind, it must be a thrill for this guy to say: “Look at me! I’m sinning and I don’t care!”

    My condolences to his wife if she doesn’t know–though maybe she does.

    Yeah, I gotta stop reading this crap.

  26. I would never call it a sin. Who gives a crap about that.

    I would however call you a lying dishonest fuck tard – assuming you are doing this in secret. Which the fact that you posted it here rather than announcing it over coffee at the breakfast table would indicate that you are doing it in secret.

    I hope you don’t catch anything and give it to your clueless wife. Be careful. Don’t get greedy. That’s how things come to a screeching halt.

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