You knocked me up and didn’t do shit about it. Oh, wait—you did give me $20. I was 15 weeks pregnant when I got the abortion. It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my whole life, and you ditched me like jury duty. When I asked to snuggle, you told me to be big spoon and rolled over and went to sleep. You never once acknowledged what I was going through or showed even a glimmer of respect for our child. When I called you to tell you how hard this was for me, your imbecilic response was, “Let me meditate on that and call you back.” You never called back. SUCK IT, you idiotic new age schmuck. What kind of person meditates on his pregnant girlfriend’s emotional trauma and decides NOT to call?! I should sue you for child rape while I’m still underage. You’re eight years older than me and you can hardly comprehend common fucking sense (i.e., giving some empathetic snuggle-time to your impregnated jailbait booty call… or at the very least some fucking ice cream). I’m glad to be rid of you. You always were inscrutably apathetic. You say you’re just simple; I think you’re just insipidly shallow. So here I am: underage, unemployed, homeless, and (thank god for second-trimester abortions) childless, filled with raging hormones, lactating like a fucking cow, hating your guts like Hitler hated retarded Jewish babies. Fuck you, you fucking fuck. I hope you break your kneecaps and wake up in a puddle of vomit the next time you decide to mix alcohol and ketamine. Dumbass.
P.S. I peed in your shoes. And I want my toothbrush back.
You all are suckers, because this story sounds totally fake.
First of all, how many 17 year olds do you know that use words like “empathetic”, “insipidly shallow” or “inscrutably apathetic”. Come on!!! Most 30 year olds don’t use those words. Either we have the next writing phenom, or this person is a fake.
Second, how many 17 year olds leave their toothbrush at your place. Not sure about you, but when I was 17 I sure as hell didn’t take my toothbrush anywhere.
Last, all she want’s from her man is some ice cream? Really? I call BS.
Maybe this all did happen, but I am willing to bet that she is not 17. More likely 25 and probably a creative writing grad from the UW.
Sorry I, Anon, I don’t know that I’m buying the claim of being underage. I can’t recall the last time I read anything written by someone under the age of 18 (or 30 for that matter)that paralleled your command of grammer, punctuation, spelling, and vocabulary. Not to mention that you had the wherewithal to get yourself an abortion before it was too late. If you really are under 18 consider yourself lucky. You can now identify and spend your entire adult life sans the typical American loser.
I’m so glad she had an abortion. No child deservers to be burdened with a bat-shit crazy bitch like her.
“hating your guts like Hitler hated retarded Jewish babies”
Nice. Bravo for that one.
You don’t have the right to talk about empathy, you fucking insensitive brat.
You lost any sympathy I had for you the moment I read that sentence. Go eat some ice cream, why don’t you?
To those who don’t believe an underage girl could have written so well: of course she could have. Not everyone coasts through sixth grade, when those words are taught! Some people actually pay attention, learn the words, understand how to apply them, and use appropriate punctuation to boot! Good on you, honey. What’s happening right now is awful, AND it really is temporary. This, too, will pass.
Nail him at is yoga studio (I can feel the humiliation from here) AND call the cops!
All pregnant teens are well spoken and witty. Didn’t anyone here see Juno?
Okay, time to become a survivor and not a victim. I am guessing daddy is not in your life. Daddy wouldn’t be in that kid’s life as well. Probability says you did the right thing because there would be yet another homeless, unemployed teen with a homeless, unemployed mother on the streets.
I am sure the abortion was hard. Maybe you didn’t use birth control because you were hoping that you would have a happy, Brady Bunch family with Prince Charming.
Practice birth control instead of your fine shoe-pissing tecniques.
As I heard Adam Carolla once say, “your child will have a better chance at life if you were to put it in a dumpster”.
The age of consent in Washington is 16 PROVIDED the age difference is less than 60 months. It is illegal for any person over the age of 21 to have sex with a 16-year-old; it is illegal for any person over the age of 22 to have sex with a 17-year-old.
Once you are 18 you can pretty much have sex with whomever you like unless you are still in high school and the person you want to sleep with is a high school teacher, even if they teach at a completely different school.
Unsure who’s a bigger douchebag – the guy or the woman for getting into this retarded relationship in first place. Buck up and grow up, girl.
Uh can I just point out that she didn’t mention having unprotected sex? Birth control fails sometimes.
Also, @21: yes.
God, I just wasted an hour reading the anon along with the comments instead of doing homework!! curse the interwebz!!
also @49: He’s eight years older. It was way illegal. There’s a few different tiers of statutory rape laws in Washington (I had a reason to look them up when I was a couple of years younger than her :P)–but even once the age of consent is reached, there’s no lighter punishment if the difference is over 60 months (5 years) and it starts being illegal if the difference is over 24 months.
& I knew a lot of people at 17 who wrote like this. A lot of you must have had retarded friends.
FYI… With the exception of being a teacher/legal guardian or authority figure (vague). The age of consent in Washington State is SIXTEEN not Eighteen. Anon never gives her age…
I recently had to research the age of consent because my friend wants to fuck a 17 y/o… turns out legally he can.
Being as I dated a 38 year old when I was 19, it’s hard for me to point fingers, as I’ve done more asinine things in my life. I think every girl should try it at least once, so as to know what to avoid. Also, plenty of young girls have bloated vocabularies and think their florid speech makes them sound smart, and I am proud to count myself among their number.
Where I do call bullshit: this girl is smart enough to use a word like “insipid”, and doesn’t know how to work a condom? Or get on the low income birth control plan at Planned Parenthood? And is homeless?
I don’t know if I buy all of that, because it takes a pretty spectacular amount of stupidity to not only get pregnant at 18, but to stay pregnant into the second trimester. You can always move past a bad relationship, but she absolutely lost my sympathy over the whole pregnancy thing. Relationships at that age are virtually always temporary, so pretty much the stupidest thing you can possibly do is get knocked up.
That being said, if you can prove the paternity post abortion, take action. While I don’t necessarily believe in all statutory rape prosecutions, I do believe that stupid assholes need to be culled out of the general population, and into an all male atmosphere where there’s no danger of his genes getting passed down.
Just as a side note, though: you have officially forfeited your Get Out Of Jail Free Card, so now is the time to stop being a dumb twat.
Yes it’s terrible that some guys take no responsibility for getting a girl pregnate but dam 50% of the fault is hers too. Truthfully she takes no reponsibilty for her situations and had she not got pregnate would and most likely still be/or is homeless, and unemployed waiting for some knight in shiny car to come rescue her from her personnel choices in life.
Yes he was an asshole there’s no denying that but you made your bed now learn from it and make better choices…
Turn this jerk into the cops!!!
This letter may be a hoax. I got suspicious when the writer claimed to be lactating after having an abortion at 15 weeks. I miscarried twice (after having two healthy kids) and didn’t lactate after either miscarriage (both around 10-11 weeks), but did for the two full-term births.
Really woman can’t use abortion as birth control and refer to it as a child. I think it is fake btw
haha wow ~ this is not a fake, i was on birth control, im not really going to press charges, and yes, i was lactating for about a week and a half.
fake
@ skippy
umm…. i’m sorry but i just can’t take anyone with as terrible grammar and spelling as yours seriously. read a book, and try again.
for the record- referring to my self as homeless is purely just for the sake of effect. im traveling, by choice. i WWOOF and do construction at festivals.
thank you, the stranger
for after everything i have done to try to get through to this douchebag, THIS IS WHAT DID IT!
he sent me an email titled, “im crying now” accompanied by a poem.
YESSSS!! PASSIVE AGRESSIVE REVENGE FTW!
Now see….
Now see….
haha babe- mama and i just read this. superrrr funny- i didn’t know you peed in his shoes! love you sistahhh- and hell yeah she’s truly underage and articulate! my girl is the most awesome possum around 😉
love jade and lea
“Fuck you, you fucking fuck” Love it!
# 69 Oh I knew a couple of girls that would pretty much use abortions as birth control, and say they had a miscarriage and get sympathy for their “loss”.After 4 or 5 you’d think people would wise up about them.Nope. But as for one young girl, who had to have an abortion,probably her 1st,alone, I think she has every right to call it her child.Now she knows the outcome of cheesy guys+ no condoms = a big fuck up.
Learn to use birth control, you crybaby.
Saw that you said you’re on birth control.. well take your pill at the same time every day, have the guy pull out & / or use a condom. It’s a lot harder for the lil spermies to swim when they on your tits instead of in your snatch
Eeww.. I wanna puke down his throat and drop kick him off a cliff before he treats another goddess like trash- what a fuck
Eewwww what a dick- I wanna puke down his throat and drop kick him off a cliff before gets to treat another goddess like trash! You GO girlfrien…
Am I the only one who isn’t going fucking retarded here?
Have people forgotten how badly even being accused of rape will fuck up someones life?
Maybe the OP should focus a little more on her emotional maturity/bullshit detector, and a little less on a polysyllabic vocabulary.
Yes, the guy was an asshole, and it was her own shitty judgement that landed her in her shitty situation.
If this asshole didn’t deserve to be jailed + have career ruined + have a decent chance of being gang raped when they were in a relationship, why is it suddenly okay to do it now?
Lesson one in having a healthy and mature relationship is not to literally ruin peoples lives when you realize they’re not the fucking white knight you thought they were.
Learn your lesson, cut contact, move on.
How’d you pay for the abortion? Threaten to turn him if he doesn’t give you the $$$ to pay for the abortion. Then use that transaction as evidence and turn him in anyway.
Doesn’t every guy know that you’re supposed to do anal on the jailbait so they don’t get knocked up?
AND if you do get her baby oven fired up you have to steal the abortion money from one of her parents. Easy.
What a newb.
So, the I Anon wrote in, and confirmed my suspicions. Smart, articulate girl who did what most young women do, date the wrong guy.
Just because you’re taught how to use birth control AND use it, doesn’t always mean it works. Also, her frontal lobe is not fully developed, and won’t be till 25, so her decision making ability is not fully functioning, thus the poor decision to date a man 8 years older than her in the first place when she’s not of age yet. This is why there is an age of consent.
This is why teenagers do things that adults find completely stupid, but I can guarantee we were just as clueless at that age.
Also, she wanted revenge, not to put him in jail, which is far more mature. Taking it to the police has consequences that are pretty crazy. And yes, he is a criminal, but if she doesn’t want to press charges, that’s her deal. She has time to change her mind.
Also, lesson learned, hopefully, about older guys. Yes, I’m sure you’re beautiful and mature and articulate, but the guys who will date you that are nearly a decade older are not, which is why they can’t get women their own age. This is a warning sign, not a bonus.
my god people…birth control fails sometimes!!!!
give her a breaaaaaak
@51- wow, your comment is such a complement! because i am not a fake, nor a UW creative writing grad. hahaha wow thanks i guess i am just the next writing phenom xD
@55- yes actually my father is in my life and he is very supportive. he is the one who took me to the clinic, and took care of me for the week after. don’t make assumptions! ;D
@electric gypsy- dude, you rock, who ever you are. i will gladly give you his address so that you can puke down his throat.
and i would like to reiterate, that i was on the nuva ring, and it failed. i didn’t know that i was pregnant because i spotted twice, and i usually have fairly light periods. i didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary.
and i only used the word ‘homeless’ to be dramatic. im a traveler, by choice. and by ‘unemployed’, i mean underemployed.
To those of you who are slamming this girl and doubting her age because of her incredible vocabulary:
I am truly sorry that you will never, in all of your years, be as cool or as smart as her. Please remember that this is no one’s fault but your own. Stop projecting.
I love you girl. Age don’t mean SHIT.