You tell me that if I talk to her about it to try to circumvent this
atrocity from happening that I’d be overstepping my boundaries, that
I’d be entering crazy-girlfriend territory, and that you’d never speak
to me again. Well, fuck you: You’re already in crazy territory for
wanting to seduce your own cousin.

When I tell you it’d make me extremely unhappy, you tell me I’m
trying to control you. You tell me that it’s none of my business and
compare me to an Old Testament god, and I feel like you don’t give two
shits about me or the future of our relationship. Telling me to grow up
and be nonjudgmental just won’t cut it. You know that I won’t take it
well. I’ve been giving you a hard time about it, and I’m going to keep
giving you a hard time about it because it bothers me. You’re not going
to turn me on to the “wonderful world of incest”—not now or
ever.

If you can’t think of any downside to your taboo little fantasy,
you’re fucking nuts. I don’t care how much sexual tension there is
between you two when you wrestle in your underwear. I’m not the only
girlfriend you’ll have to explain your affair to down the line, and I’m
not the only girl who’ll think it’s totally gross. Have fun socially
ostracizing yourself. recommended

73 replies on “I, Anonymous”

  1. Am I the only one who read this as a girl on girl + cousin girl thing? Some of the language strikes me as Lesbana… and if that’s the case, then, well, isn’t this sort of drama to be expected? just saying.

    I’m a dude who messed around with three male cousins when we were teenagers. I am gay and all three of them are married to women and have families. Yet here we are nearly 20 years later and one of them is constantly looking for a little DL action – still! – through stolen cock-grabs, back rubs, whispers in my ear, etc.. I think there is something to be said about those early bonds of proximity that develop between cousins.

    FYI: Incest is really only a practical issue if you are planning to make babies.

  3. This is SO great. I was just having this conversation a week ago with a guy I was seeing. I was complaining about how I saw a friend kiss his own cousin, and how My X totally wanted to do his own cousin. The guy I was telling this to commented on how it wasn’t that gross, was it? It is gross!! God! Just imagine how awkward you guys would feel while visiting Grandma and Grandpa at Thanksgiving time. The SAME Grandma and Grandpa…

  6. So what? I had an affair with my cousin. No marriage or having children was part of it, but it would not have mattered since I am adopted. Hmmnn, given the secret adoption I figure there was more chance of bad outcomes if I unknowingly married my half-brother some day..

    Someone told me his parents were cousins. He thought you HAD to marry your cousin when he was little. Freaked him out because he really really did NOT like his cousin.

  8. What an ethnocentric point of view this I,A has. Not only are “in-breeding” issues not really issues unless both contributing parties have an already existing issue, but, there are so many different marriage, love and courtship possibilities in the world. If this person was more open minded maybe they wouldn’t be looking at this relationship “taboo” FANTASY, and rather investigate their own frigidness.

  9. I have a cousin I met at the age of 21. Maybe that is the difference for me. Why it was “acceptable”. We didn’t grow up together. I never even knew of him and same for him of me. I have friends of the family, not blood related, that I grew up with calling cousin and would NEVER go there because they are my cousins… I’m a sick one aye? LOL! The tension was so thick between my new found cousin and myself… Makes me so hott to think about it. 18 years later we got together. We had an affair for just over a year. It was incredible. Maybe it was the whole taboo thing? Who knows, but while it lasted it was the most intense, erotic relationship I have ever had.
    We knew it could never go anywhere else, but I wouldn’t trade the experience for anything.

    ~Basking in the memories… With little or no shame…

  10. It’s not a universal taboo, and in fact I’m surprised it seems to be so much of one in the US.

    You can fuck (and marry) your cousin in the UK, Australia, NZ (although Maoris would think that’s revolting), Canada, Mexico and Europe.

    So I don’t know what’s different about 30-something states in the US.

  12. And yet the funniest thing is, somehow, little miss polyamory and her polyamorous boyfriend have jacked off so much to this thread that it’s gotten nearly as much play as the tired-ass “you can’t fuck her” conversation has.

    Taboo or not, the polyfuckery aspect of this cracks me up more than anything else. “Oh, I’m POLY” makes it all better, huh?

    It’s kind of like seeing people who shit on each other for their kinks grossed out by furries. Hilarious, and fucking stupid at the same time.

  13. My mother attempted to talk me into hooking up with a fourth cousin that I met at a family reunion several years ago, a prospect that deeply squicked me. Thing being, although I find the concept personally revolting, I find it hard to logically completely rule out incest as long as a) there is no power imbalance between partners, b) it’s not a relationship that disrupts either partner’s ability to have normal romantic relationships, or c) there is no exchange of genetic material (the entire point of the incest taboo to begin with).

    That said, if someone confided in me that they were fucking their sibling or cousin, I wouldn’t condemn them, but I’d really wish I hadn’t been told.

  15. 1st cousins offspring don’t cause problems if its rare, but when you have 1st cousins having kids who marry their first cousins etc. things get more muddled and you have the European royalty situation and much worse. So the taboo on 1st cousin sex is founded in whats good for society, its not just about their offspring but their grandchildren and the general health of our gene pool.

    So its a taboo we should be proud of and support. Countries like Kuwait that don’t have the taboo deserve our ridicule for it.

  16. The big deal about canoodling with your cousin, even if it’s not considered taboo in every culture, is really simple when you consider how many BILLION people there are in the world for you to otherwise choose from. There’s a reason why we say opposites attract. However, I could understand better IF maybe the odds happened that you stumbled upon your first cousin unbeknownst to you years later… but really… come on, there is an infinitely larger number of people with whom you could perform coitus instead.

    For the record, I’ve never had a twin fantasy. I get too creeped out by the idea that siblings would be in sexual contact with each other, even if I was the focus.

  17. Look, if he’s dissing you like that…trust me, you don’t want to spend another second with someone like that. Love doesn’t dis. A single second spent with someone who doesn’t treat you as if they LIKE you is WAY TOO LONG.

    DTMFA!!!

  19. I must confess: I did hump my cousin. When you’re both 17 and horny and out in them middle of nowhere, then what else is there to do? Just don’t get pregnant. Cousin fuckin’ is a great way to practice with what you have on hand.

  21. Older men cousins having sex with
    young girl cousins is sick. I once dated a girl of 19 that told me when she 13 her 23 year male cousin came into her bedroom in the early morning and had sex with her. She did
    not want to at first because she was a virgin. After it happen she did not tell and he kept coming back week
    after week for more sex. She had sex
    for 3 months and never told anyone.
    She thought we were going to marry and told me about why she was not a virgin. She had a lot of problems and I could not cope, so after 7 months we broke up. I thought I loved her but I could not handle her problems.

  22. When I was thirteen, i was fully develope, probably had the body of a 16 or 17 year old. I was home, had not gone to school. My brother -in-law came over. Made a pass at me and flirted with him. He grabbed me and we kissed, I could not resist and we had sex. He took my viginity.
    I promised not to tell. Three days later he wanted sex again. I give in
    and had sex for several months. I am in my forties and regret I did all this when I was young. After beening with my b-i-l, I started to have sex with everyone I went out. I married at 18, never told my husband.
    I am still afraid after 24 years of
    marriage that he will find out.

  23. Having sex with cousins is totally wrong. There so many other persons out there that are willing. Why do it with a relative? Is there no morals? Those that are married, where are your vows. Having sex with young girls, cousins or not is wrong, wrong, wrong. Young girls do not have the sense or abilities to say no. taking the virginity of a person that is not tour marriage partner is wrong. I married at 20 and my wife was 18. We were friends for 6 years, later became in love with each other and promise to wait for marriage. We have been happily married for 22 yrs.

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