Humans are full of holes. And, lucky for humans, other humans are
covered in hole-shaped protuberances! That includes you, your cousin,
your nana, your softball coach, your best friend, your favorite
celebrity chef, and any scientists, priests, Civil War
reenactors, adult schoolgirls, and extremely lifelike silicone
dolls who might be in the area. HUMP!—The Stranger‘s
fourth annual amateur-porn festival—lets you gaze unfettered
upon the holes and protuberances of your friends
and neighbors, in every possible lusty, heaving, spittle-slicked
iteration. This year’s fest promises more meetings of holes and protuberances in bathtubs, forests, parking lots, Liberty, etc. than
ever before. (On the Boards, more info here.)
Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more.... More by Lindy West