Let’s meet in the morning so we can make a day of it. Like 9, 9:30.
First of all, if you’ve never seen the 2001 cult classic film Wet Hot American Summer, then go watch it right this instant! Seriously, right now. I’ll wait. (Are they gone? Good. UNNGGGH, aren’t people who refuse to familiarize themselves with popular culture the worst? I mean, it’s bad enough these people never get your hilarious movie and TV references, but then they get all high-horsey and act like they’re too evolved to learn about pop culture, while simultaneously feeling butt-hurt that they’re being left out of conversations, and…. OOHHHH, HI! You’re back! We missed you.)
Anyway! The reason I wanted you to watch Wet Hot American Summer is because they’re getting the gang back together again…