Urban Family is a comfortable new Ballard pub brought to you by some genuine grade-A beer nerds.

How many types of beer do you consume in the average week?

Tim: I taste 35 or 40.

Dave: I’d say 15, but mine are larger samples.

Which of your beers has the most unusual brewing process?

T: Something barrel-aged. About a month ago, we had something aged with wine musk.

You plan to start brewing your own beer—have any of your prototypes burst into flames or unexpectedly cured diseases?

D: We made one with Theo chocolate and smoked salmon in it.

T: I’m very sensitive to caffeine, so I literally danced around the apartment, and not happily.

What was the first beer you ever tried?

D: Probably Budweiser.

T: Once a salesman came through town who looked old enough to buy beer, though he was 18. My friends gave him a jar of pennies and he bought us a 12-pack of Schlitz.

Was Urban Family actually conceived of on a ratty couch in the yard of your former Washington, DC, residence?

T: One hundred percent!

D: We’d drag it out every Sunday and sit drinking beer with our friends. Many stories came out of that—this was just the best one. recommended

Sarah Galvin—The Stranger’s Chow Bio columnist—will eat almost anything once, but dreams of retiring to a cottage made entirely of pizza. Her blog, The Pedestretarian, is devoted to reviews of food...