Description: A divey sports bar/dartboard cornucopia, located
south of downtown (aka Sodo).

Its namesake scandal: According to the bartender, bar-goers
were once given a round on the house whenever sirens from a nearby fire
station sounded. Soon after, beer-soaked opportunists began issuing a
stream of false alarms. Tragically, the fire department ordered the
tavern to disband its free-drinks policy.

Commemorative haiku: House round when siren/Drunk people play
the bullshit/So no more free drink.

Happy hours: Mon–Fri 4–6 pm and 11 pm–1
am.

Happy-hour drink specials: $2.50 pints/$7.50 pitchers of
domestic beer (Coors, MGD, and more).

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