Breakfast! The kind people at Bluebird on Capitol Hill emailed to let Slog know that they will be giving away FREE breakfast sandwiches with any purchase—coffee, juice, tea, Elysian stout-flavored ice cream (live a little!)—while supplies last tomorrow morning. They open at 8 a.m.
FREE: It doesn’t cost anything!™

any vegan options? or is it just eggs and mayo (blended eggs) on bread?
any anorexic options?
or options for those who misattribute our troubles to an imaginary gluten allergy?
or those of us who prefer to ingest our food anally? (don’t laugh, it’s good for you and the environment.)
Yes, it does cost something