I can't believe a bovine didn't brutally sacrifice its life for this. Credit: YouTube screengrab from Burger King's The Impossible Taste Test
I cant believe a bovine didnt brutally sacrifice its life for this.
I can’t believe a bovine didn’t brutally sacrifice its life for this. YouTube screengrab from Burger King’s The Impossible Taste Test

Yesterday in what many thought was an April Fools’ Day joke, Burger King introduced a plant-based Impossible Whopper to its menu in 59 St. Louis-area restaurants. If the experiment succeeds there, according to a post on Vox, the fast-food company will bring the Impossible Whopper to its 7,200 outlets nationwide. This move follows in the wake of Carl’s Jr. adding the plant-based Beyond Burger® in January. (I’ve contacted Carl’s Jr. to try to get sales figures of that item and will report if/when they respond.) That sound you hear is the country’s vegans smugly bellowing, “It’s about fucking time!”

Seriously, though, decisions like this by mainstream fast-food restaurants signal an important, if tentative, stride toward a sustainable future. These corporations know that they’d have to pry their slaughtered-cow sandwiches from their customers’ cold, dead hands, so they’ve taken a chance on an enviro-friendly solution to humans’ pig-headed desire to consume animal flesh. And as the video below demonstrates, at least a handful of hardcore carnivores really can’t tell the difference.

In a world awash with bad ecological news, these baby steps taken by huge beef peddlers offer a sliver of hope that people—and fast-food-joint CEOs—are starting to take the prospect of ecological catastrophe with the seriousness it deserves.

Dave Segal is a journalist and DJ living in Seattle. He has been writing about music since 1983. His stuff has appeared in Gale Research’s literary criticism series of reference books, Creem (when...