Who is Latrice Royale?! Girl, don’t you watch RuPaul’s Drag Race? Latrice “Motherfucking” Royale was the powerhouse old-school drag queen with a complicated past and a motto for the ages: “Get up, look sickening, and make them EAT IT.” Sure, she lost the crown to Sharon Needles, but as all Drag Race viewers know, the world holds no better lip-syncher than Latrice Royale. She lip-synchs for all our lives, and tonight she does it at R Place, along with two other great Drag Race alum, Jujubee and Jessica Wild. (P.S. This whole show repeats tomorrow night.) (R Place, 619 E Pine St, www.brownpapertickets.com, 9 pm, $20–$30, 21+)

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...