Wow. Just wow. Comedy nightmare.

I would pay a million dollars to see Solomon Georgio—gay, black, son of immigrants, probably part “China-people” and part French: basically everything that freaks Gallagher out—open for that pallid ’80s bag of bitterness. And then interrupt his set… with better jokes. The old man’s head would explode like a watermelon.

Brend an Kiley has worked as a child actor in New Orleans, as a member of the junior press corps at the 1988 Republican National Convention, and, for one happy April, as a bootlegger’s assistant in Nicaragua....

9 replies on “It’s Gallagher Day! Mr. Gallagher Hijacks His Opening Act”

  1. gallagher is a trainwreck. i had the fortune (great stories)/misfortune (painful memory) of seeing the ol’ watermelon smasher in NYC a few years ago. he was not able to sell enough tickets to a relatively mid-size theater and so the promoters brought some comics in to put butts in the seats. what followed was the most uncomfortable night of comedy i’ve ever experienced… luckily, my friend and blogger, Sean McCarthy, was there and chronicled (and videotaped) the event. it is more than worth a read. ow. my head hurts just thinking about it. http://thecomicscomic.typepad.com/thecom…

  2. not that it disproves your point, which was that he would make gallagher’s head explode, but: solomon is pretty unfunny. seen him live, just watched this. smug and boring.

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