Seattle Sticker Patrol: A New Diet (Ass)

The best ad for veganism I’ve seen in a while. JK

Thanks Kum Skum! I can always support an ass-based diet.

Love a shiny sticker. JK

Ok I definitely might have posted this one before, but it’s so cute! Who cares?

Spotted on Capitol Hill. JK

Me after a long day of writing.

Ok! JK

To be honest, this one kind of confuses me! Not 100% sure how the message relates to the image, but I guess I’m here for it?

Straight to the point. JK

Spotted in Fremont.

I try. JK

Thanks Freepenny Vintage!

Love the bold placement on the beg buttons at Broadway and Pine. JK

I got up close to this to see if someone drew directly on the sticker but I think the image was printed on. Am I wrong? Let me know.

Sir. JK

My friend asked me if this was a Proud Boy sticker, but I don’t think those cretins have enough patience to make someone beg for their dick, lol. Anyway, this sticker scandalized me. Did you do it? Tell me.

This was on a USPS mailbox btw. JK

I’m quite certain this is the work of Inspirational Grindo. I’m still thinking about Nick Broomfield’s unstreamable documentary, Aileen Wuornos: The Selling of a Serial Killer, which has several chilling interviews with “America’s first” female serial killer. You should watch it:

Another shiny sticker! JK

Have a good weekend, nerds.

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.