Ok, this is the second time “yeet” has come up in this column and now I will make sure to explain it correctly to all you old heads. From the sacred text, Urban Dictionary, itself:
Yeet
To discard an item at a high velocity
Alex finishes his soda and proceeds to yeet his empty can into a trash bin
But as Dictionary.com notes, “yeet” can refer to a dance and is used as an exclamation as well:
Yeet is an exclamation of excitement, approval, surprise, or all-around energy, often as issued when doing a dance move or throwing something.
In this sticker situation, “yeet” the verb is the correct definition as we all, presumably, want capitalism yeeted into the dustbin of history. End lesson!
I love putting boobs on Slog!
The only trace of this sticker I can find online is an Instagram account with zero followers, zero following, and zero posts. Is that a comment on the state of modern feelings?
Maybe if we say it enough times it’ll actually happen.
Don’t give her that much power.
Including this as a reminder to myself to pick up my toaster oven from my old house.
I liked this sticker because I felt seen by it. I can’t quite make out the attribution, so if you know who made this sticker you know what to do.
Another starheadboy banger.
I spent too much time wondering whether these stickers came before or after the GameStop trading bonanza.
Horny for this green ogre only:
@keenanmoon he still fine!!! ##fyp ##foryou ##funny
♬ original sound – Camila
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.
