No, weve made it to the classifieds.
We’ve made it to the classifieds. Stranger archives

To continue today’s dumpster diving, let’s cruise a smattering of classifieds listed at the back of The Stranger‘s Mar 8, 1995 issue. For fellow unaware young’uns, here’s how it worked:

Simply... fax it.
“Simply… fax it.” Stranger archives
We reserve the right to make fun of you in any way we choose.
“We reserve the right to make fun of you in any way we choose.” Stranger archives

Alright, let’s rock.

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I’ll be back in an hour or so with some vintage ads from our 1995 issues.

Chase Burns is The Stranger's former editor. He's covered everything from gay luchadores to chemical weapons to Isabella Rossellini's favorite pets.