This week brings Seattle a bit of a millennial Fresh Festâa package tour of A$AP Rocky, Tyler, the Creator, Danny Brown, and Vince Staples, all dudes who could headline midsize spots on their own in Seattle, all playing the WaMu Theater on Wednesday, November 11. Should be a good timeâthereâs a gang of hits (well, YouTube hits) between them, and theyâll likely be competing for whoâs the most energetic onstage. Even though heâs on first, I hope nobody forgets that Vince is the only one to put out one of the yearâs best rap albums.
That said, itâs been interesting to me to watch how corporate rap shows work as of late, when I do happen to emerge from my carbonite deep-freeze. I think of, say, the recent Young Thug show at Showbox Sodo, which was fucking awesome (he really rapped, yâall). I have noticed, though, that more and more, these shows start quick and end early, on a dime, like the fucking police just showed up. Sounds normal to you, maybe. This is a rap show weâre talking about. I literally turned around to order a drink while Thugger was doing âFree Gucciââand by the time it was in my hand, techs were breaking down the turntables, the all-agers who had thronged the front were obediently marching for the exits, and security was informing us in the bar to kindly GTFO. The outside doors were locked and gated (scrreeechâwham!) so quick behind us that youâd have thought a hurricane was bearing down. Batten down the hatches, batches! It didnât quite feel unfriendly, just⌠hella fast and impersonal, like how corporate rock shows goâwell, except for the hostile pigs waiting outside. (Exactly why are you flexing on my Uber driver, dickhead?)
I certainly appreciate my friends and benefactors around the scene who allow me to go to shows when I wantâand still need that plug, ahemâIâm just seeing a sea change in the bigger rooms from the old days of ârap time,â encores, and âmeet me by the merch table.â As a fan, itâs an experiential thing, but Iâm sure itâs all, uh, better for business.
Now, thereâs a gang of other rap shows afootâThursday, November 12, brings both Waka Flocka Flame at the Showbox and Warren G and Slum Village (v. 3.5 or so) playing Nectar. And Tuesday, November 17, Nectar hosts Rhymesayersâ wild-ass Prof, whoâs taken Nacho Picasso on tourâthis might be the first time Nacho has played Nectar since Mayor Mike McGinn was turning up.
But back to Young Thug (as usual): Iâve been off that Slime Season 2 something serious, and recommend it highly. If you somehow still canât find anything redeemable in todayâs far and away most interesting rapperâwho super-collides Lilâ Wayne, ODB, and Marilyn Manson into something wholly unrecognizableâand would rather wait for somebody to competently do something youâve heard before, then in the words of one William Drayton Jr.: I canât do nuttinâ for ya, man. Some people like psychedelics, and some people like sneakers. Walk your path.