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Feed me to the dirt, daddy: "Human composting" has been officially signed into law! Currently, Washington only allows burial and cremation, but starting May 1, 2020, Washingtonians can choose the environmentally-friendly option of being turned into soil. Stranger's Katie Herzog has an interview with Katrina Spade, the designer planning on opening "Recompose Seattle," a funeral home offering recomposition, here. I bet this is great news for people who have formicophilia ("a sexual interest in being crawled on or nibbled by insects," as Savage has put it).
No cookies for Ben Carson: Not until he can properly describe what an R.E.O. is. In case you forgot, this man is the United States Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
.@SecretaryCarson can’t distinguish between a cookie and a home that’s been foreclosed on. Luckily, @RepKatiePorter was able to school him on the difference. https://t.co/Rh1ETeCZDw
— Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) May 21, 2019
Also in case you forgot, Stranger readers voted in 2018 that Ben Carson is more fuckable than Betsy DeVos and less fuckable than Jared Kushner. TBH I'd fuck Ben Carson.