Prezinazi Rapist will be N’PEECHd and/or stroked out from junk food by then, and it can be a liberation parade instead.

The Expanse was actually an excellent sci-fi novel series before it was a mediocre television show. Please refer to it as such hence!

A fucking military parade?? Great use of tax dollars... a cock polishing ceremony.

Ohhh, We must design a proper uniform for Herr Grabber to preside over his grand parade!! Something along the lines of a Napoleanic uniform...........

@4:

I'm thinking something more like this...

@ 5, They must've raided Stephen Miller's deep closet.

Never have I been more excited about a Parade! With Mein Trumpfy resplendent in his finest Let’s-go-to-War! attire, at the head of the Parade in his tandem-axle, 6-seat, open-cockpit, twin-turbo V-16 diesel Mercedes (take THAT, Libs!), they’ll begin the Parade in D.C. and, in a 3,500-mile-long unbroken chain of taxpayer-funded Military Madness, head West, clear into the Pacific.

Go, Mein Trumpfy!
Go.

How about we re-create the 1865 parade in Washington, DC that took days as the Union Army was honored for their crushing defeat of the slave-owning traitors to the nation...

I believe Elon Musk and McDonalds share the same vision: saving humanity. Musk is hoping to populate Mars. McDonalds' approach is to feed as many shit burgers to Trump as it takes to burst his venal, mendacious little heart. I applaud them both.

@6 - Yes, what indeed is wrong with a parade? I'm sure you'll never figure it out.
Nothing like an ostentatious military display to underscore Herr Stroumf's role as a tin-pot dictator and corporate lap-dog.
I realize your account, "David in Shoreline", is supposed to be a parody account, but you have my condolences that you're not very good at it. Keep your day job.

I mean really, Flint, MI still has lead in their water, and El Douchey wants to spend millions --not fixing a basic problem of the populace-- but inflating his ego.

Remember, this is a 72+ yo man who still bleaches his hair blond for no other reason than narcissism. He's fake. He's plastic through and through.

As much as I loathe him, the Democrats need to give up on the nicknames game or hire a better branding team. "Cadet Bone Spurs" is such a sad attempt to stoop to his level.

@13 - Oh god. I'm so sorry.

Flint: Well, considering that the Feds step in whenever there's a natural disaster and thousands are affected, and seeing as though $24m is merely a sneeze to the Federal budget, why doesn't the FedGov step in to, you know, stop a humanitarian disaster that is STILL happening, 4 years after discovery? Maybe just out of the spirit of brotherly love, or E Pluribus Unum, or united we stand, divided we fall... or something like that.
Have you looked at the tax income in Flint? Ever since GM left it's been rather...low. The city borders have been literally retracted by the City Council, and parts of the former city simply abandoned to nature.

If you read closely I'm not attacking his personal appearance, I'm attacking his mentality. What sort of superficial person, specifically a man, feels the need to dye their hair --blond of all unnatural colors-- after the age of 70?

So it would be alright to attack a person for being fat?

No, not necessarily. However, if the fat person had made a habit of shaming other people's bodies (as Trump has done) I'd feel zero sympathy if that person was shamed in turn.

@15 - Are you unaware of how addiction works? Sugar being highly addictive, of course. Or does your morality allow to "look down" on anyone who isn't as good, successful, or righteous as you? Honest question.

Unlike the parade, putting the first car in space at least had a purpose. To qualify the heavy launch vehicle, SpaceX had to place a heavy object in orbit. Of course, Elon Musk being Elon Musk couldn't help mixing in a little self promotion. Why let a launch spectacle go to waste?